What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
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