I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
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the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
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The entire state will know me by my boobs.
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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