By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
Mom said you looked used
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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