Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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Do you remember trying to use a pencil, pen, and sunglasses as your second form of ID at the bar when they wouldn't let you in last night?
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
My wife climbed on top of me, fucked my brains out, and gave me money from the ATM. I'm living the dream.
Driving home this morning in my minion costume makes me rethink the 0 tint on my windows.
I think my nap took me to another dimension
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These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
I've struck affair-gold. He's hot, he's ripped, he doesn't want a relationship, and most importantly he won't have to ask Gods permission to bang me like the last religious nut job did.
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