The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
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I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
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I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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