somebody snuck up and got me drunk
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
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You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
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I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
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