Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
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