So drunk, too bad you don't want this
I'm texring you during a blow job. She thinks I'm looking shit up. Fml. Ftw.
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
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i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
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He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
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