Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
my life is one jail cell away from being a bad country music song.
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
I swear to god if I have to repeat this to you one more mother fucking time I will flip fucking shit and acidic rain will pour down upon your mother fucking soul
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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