Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
Just saw the new iPhone. I would totally let Steve Jobs and Jon Ive eiffel tower me right now.
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
At least you didn't get an invite in the mail to your fuck buddy's baby shower like I just did. My life is a sitcom
I FOUND THE LEGS
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
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