I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
oddly enough my penis is pretty tan. the part of my body that gets the least amount of sunlight is tanner than most of the rest of my body.
I think its part of male evolution. Pretty soon they'll have diamonds on them and taste like chocolate.
Remind me that when I'm pregnant, I should NOT post vaginal dilation updates on my facebook. Ever.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
I may or may not have just sent the bartender a pic of me in my slutty cheerleader costume with the caption "rah rah ree, gimme yo d"
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
So apparently, after 11 beers, 2 pitchers of sangria and 3 rhum & cokes, the idea of popping a load of MD and jumping on the trampoline, in the woods, in my underwear was the best one ever.
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
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