atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
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