i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
She only spoke Russian, but she was so gorgeous it didn't matter
Oh. I think she ate all the cake and took our vodka...still gorgeous.
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
Randomize
