my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
He told me he could read braille... with his tongue. So I took him home. I don't think he was lying
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
Then he took his girlfriend's fuzzy handcuffs and locked me to their bed. Key is in an unknown location. He's surprisingly idiotic, for being premed.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
you made out with another girl for some wings
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
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