I want to make a zoo with you.
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
I would just like you to know that the guy I blew off last weekend to come find ur drunk ass just got drafted into the major leagues.
Moment of silence for the loss of that option.
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
Hangover Status: I've been bedridden longer than that kid from The Secret Garden. It's not looking good.
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
Everyone says I win the strip club
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
Why did I wake up with a half-eaten burrito and a vaccuum cleaner in my bed? ...on top of me.
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