so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
90% sure I just opened a snapchat of you in a fuzzy bathrobe next to your ceiling collapsing
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
Jesus better clutch that motherfucking wheel, then.
I'M NOT PUTTING MY TRUST IN JESUS! I'M PUTTING MY TRUST IN YOU!
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