It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
Ok I'm drunk as fuck already at 529 and this waitress started flirting with me, I wanna bang her for acknowledging my existence
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
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