I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
I think I wrote "thanks for the free alcohol!!!" in their wedding guest book and I'm almost positive I signed my name
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
Randomize
