Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
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Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
This chick had a microhand. Fucking, like, jerking off a baby carrot would make it look like corn.
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
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I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
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