What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
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OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
She called me in the morning crying, but I was busy cleaning up bird guts, very hungover. It was a very surreal morning.
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Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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