I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
Randomize
