Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
I just smelled my beer. It smells like coming home.
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
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