I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
so the weed I found in my fridge is actually lettuce. tell jim I need that 5 bucks after all
I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
I FOUND THE LEGS
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
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