We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
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I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
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Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
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