My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
We walk out of his house and his dad is there, so I had to meet him and shake his hand pretending that same hand hadn't been down his son's pants five minutes earlier
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
You handed me a red solo cup filled with vodka and Bacon. You called it the salty Russian.
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
All our friends are getting married, and I'm the dateless guy bringing molly to their weddings.
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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