when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
Whoever said drinking more helps a hangover didn't drink 96% of a fifth of whiskey last night. This is absurd.
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
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Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
Chef at hibachi place learned it was my bday and sprayed 20 second count worth of saki in my mouth. Not sure it was the right image to share with my kids, but thought you'd be proud.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
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My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
So I come home this morning to get ready for a job interview and there is garlic seasoning all over the hardwood and a knife in the wall. What. the. fuck.
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