is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
Apparently I farted on her in my sleep. Then, just to be sure she was cool, I did it again on purpose and she didnt say anything. So, WIN?
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
It's really too bad Cosmo doesn't have "What To Do When You've Drunkenly Sucked His Dick and He Doesn't Text You Back" article.
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
Whatever, the fact of the matter is that I saved you from poorly planned outdoor sex by doing a rain dance and you should totally thank me.
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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