Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
I drank 13 shots. Which is unlucky. Which is why i threw up.
you threw up because you drank 13 SHOTS
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
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