Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
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