it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
In case you were wondering how drunk I was last night, there was an unopened slim Jim in front of my door and I ate it.
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
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