I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
Bad news: I had to be at work at 7:15. Good news: no one had used the bathroom yet so I got to defile a freshly cleaned stall
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
Today might be the day that I legitimately throw up in my saxophone.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
The Domino's delivery guy is in front of me at The Wendy's drive-through. Hmmm.....
YOU WILL GIVE ME MASHED POTATOES OR I WILL RIP YOUR SOUL INTO 7 PIECES AND YOU WILL TURN INTO LORD VOLDEMORT
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