I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
It doesn't matter if I tell the story beginning to end or end to beginning, the story still starts with a random girl blowing me in the bathroom.
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
Sitting on my couch watching TV in my underwear drinking a bottle of wine.... and you want to interrupt me to come pick you up. No I will not do it.
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