talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
I'm surrounded by 3 year olds in tutus. They are far too innocent to be within at least 500 ft of me.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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