I was wrong being drunk doesn't make accounting more interesting
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
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I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
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We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
Apparently asking your girlfriends roommate for a hand job when u craw into the wrong bed after a bottle of rum is "bad form".
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
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