I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
this girl with a french braid down the center of her head won't stop talking about the benefits of the free market. i'm hungover, bloated and haven't slept for 4 days. shut up french braid girl, shut up.
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
If I showed up at your door with pizza and a bottle of tequila wearing nothing but chaps and a fireman helmet, would you send me away?
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
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