his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
I'm actually glad the whole thing's over now. It's exhausting to fake a pregnancy.
Imagine not having to fake it.
Yeah, I should never have kids, probably.
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