were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
It's really awkward to greet the pastor when I know I've licked chocolate syrup off his daughter's chest.
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
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don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
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It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
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