Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
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