Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
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