There is a man on the balcony beside me who claims he is a triceratops. He roared and asked me for a cigarette, telling me he'd eat me if I refused. I love college.
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
Who knew that the guy I fucked on your front lawn during welcome week freshman year would turn out to be my husband
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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