i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
how can getting a pizza be this hard?
when you've been drinking 14 hours anythings impossible
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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