He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
i just woke up to seventeen texts from you saying all the things you would have done for a french fry.
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
Went to anytime fitness at 3:34 am drunk after the the bar and getting whataburger. Lifted weights with my cheeseburger between my knees. That's called DEDICATION.
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
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