awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
I just took a condom out of my purse and opened it in front of my entire family because I thought it was a wetnap. Way too hungover for family brunch.
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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