All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
Why didn't you ever bring me to the pope as a baby so he could kiss me.
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
Randomize
