I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
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