Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
so my 6 year old came home from school and asked me if he was a bastard cause the kids at school called him one, i told him to call them a clit. those parents will hate me
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I feel like I could be a daytime drinking legend, like they could put that shit on my tombstone and right now your preventing me from reaching my full potential
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
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I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
You don't make any sense
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