you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
he designed a suit out of pillows to protect himself when he fell.
engineering majors are such efficient drunks.
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
Hey remember that night when you sang Fergie to me? I think that's the exact moment in time when the thought "I could be faithful to this man" came into serious consideration.
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
You will be reminded everyday when you witness my majestic mustache.
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