i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
If hangovers were people John Goodman would be living in my skull trying to eat the back of my eyes
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
I have 39 hot sauces from Chipotle
It's like earning obesity badges
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
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