You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
You've got to be fucking kidding me. Do you think "Husband drunkenly pees all over floors" is reasonable grounds for divorce? So pissed off right now.
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
You almost got us killed.
YOU’RE WELCOME FOR NAVIGATING YOU TO A ONCE IN A LIFETIME EXPERIENCE.
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