Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
whoever put homecoming and halloween on the same weekend owes me a new liver and a get out of jail free card.
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
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