Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
Just got a lapdance on the metro. She said she was on maternity leave and needed the practice.
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
I feel like my lungs want to punch me in the vagina.
is that even a sentence?
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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