The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
I seriously just caught my 15 year old little sister with a positive pregnancy test coming out of the bathroom. Honest to God.
I have a coat hanger and a baseball bat. Her choice.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
did u drive by my house last night?
bc if that wasn't you i threw my bourbon bottle at the wrong van
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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