I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
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You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
Everytime I come home this stoned I masturbate in the shower for that long, its like my lonely ritual. Accept me.
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
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