I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
You going out tonight?
No I am at the hospital. Throwing up blood is apparently frowned upon.
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Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
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if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
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