I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
It's gotten to a point that when guys say "I'm gonna cum" I've developed a habit of responding "dooo itttt" in a deep voice. #isthatweird
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
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