In retrospect, pretending to punch a 9 year old girl in the face was a terrible analogy to use in a piano lesson.
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
Was I wearing clothes when I handed you your keys. Please tell me I was wearing clothes.
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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