they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Mom and Dad are dead. Trust fund
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
i never thought it was possible to fit gay, redneck and asian into the same sentence before i met you.
and this wasn't even the first one i'd hooked up with
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Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
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It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
We broke up. And I told him he better give me my fucking star wars movies tomorrow. Priorities.
Just found the measuring tape in my bathroom. How drunk could I have possibly been on Saturday?!
I want to fling myself into the sun
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
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