There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
his ringtone is the jonas brothers. get me the fuck out of here NOW.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
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Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
I'm single as of 11 minutes ago. I was the chick who drunkenly tried to climb into bed with you 2 weeks ago. Wanna make this happen?
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
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Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
He literally asked permission to hit on me
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