i had a dream the other night i was titty fucking you while you were asleep, then you woke up and didn't care.
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
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We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
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Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
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