mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
I'm going to have to start sleeping with my keys taped to my stomach.
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Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
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So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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