You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
I think I met somebody from your birthday this past weekend. He said I held a push up contest outside the bar and told them I would make out with the winner. He said he won..
She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
OHMYGOD YOU REALLY THINK I'D BE ON OPRAH?!
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