Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
He just made his dick say "woof" and howl at me. can you pick me up?
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
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she told me i tasted like america
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
I only remembered where urgent care was because it's across the street from my favorite bar
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
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I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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