So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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